I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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