I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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