with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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