He is such a slut. More and more my type.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
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Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
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Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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