I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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