just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
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