Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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