my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
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MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
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Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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