: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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