She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
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I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
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he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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