i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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