The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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