Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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