The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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