Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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