Do vagina's smell?
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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