Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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