just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
I think people are normalizing furries
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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