hotel room ftw
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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