In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I wish i was in the wii world.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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