You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
If that was your dad, he is hot
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
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