Your dad touched me again.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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