So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
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