Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
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I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
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We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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