If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
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