just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
A+ Viking dick
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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