Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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