Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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