from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
the liver wants what the liver wants
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
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