Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
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