I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
She just used a chaser for red wine.
Operation Purity has been aborted
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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