You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
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