Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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