you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
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Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
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Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
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