She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
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