i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
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we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
Use "feeling words"
Yay
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So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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