Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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