bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
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The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
We have started to decorate penises.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
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What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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