Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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