shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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