no. you can't hotbox the world.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
Randomize
