An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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