I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
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Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
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I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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