"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
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my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
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My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
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