We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
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just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
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I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
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