i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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