Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
Randomize
