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I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
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Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
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I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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