their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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