Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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