im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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