no you cant smoke seaweed
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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