is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
You made out with two different species that night
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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