so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
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He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
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I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
I am naked and annoyed.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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