The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
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The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
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Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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