Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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